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 25 September, 2011

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I kind of feel like being a cheerleader. Jumping up and down and hollering. I want something different. I mean something totally fucking different. I want to do something that’s just plain fucking crazy. Maybe put on a dress and as people if they would like to feel me up. I don’t even know what I’m talking about. Do you ever have those days where everything sucks? I mean ever fucking thing sucks so much. I just want to jump up and down like some kind of mad ape. Maybe I have spaghetti for brains. I don’t know.

This is what you come here for. Mindless rants and some good old fashioned porn. This is the stuff your grandpa would have jerked off to back in the day. I feel sorry for all those people that lived in a day and age without hardcore smut like this. That’s a world that I don’t want to live in. My head itches like I have lice. I don’t think I have lice. But, I think something funky is going on up there. I’m making my head dance back and forth while I listen to music. Maybe I can shake those critters out of my head. I really don’t think I have lice. If I do I’ll call up a Chinese friend and ask them how to cook them up. If there was anyone that would know how to eat lice, it would be that person!

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